LOL non-Jewish friends
- me: take the sandals from your feet.
- my friend: why? it's just your house.
- me: for the place on which you stand is holy ground
- my friend: who do you think you are?!
- me: i am that i am.
- my friend: i don't understand.
- me: ...
is honestly pointless. i only go on for the gossip.
i love me some gossip. not. but hey. friends are friends…right? yeah i’m right.